"If I was a dude I would never get laid."
"Me neither. Girls would hate us.
...never mind, I'd probably get lots of chicks."
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"He was doing a Mr.Rogers thing tonight, I didn't like it."
"I normally love him. Tonight he annoyed me."
"I thought you liked what he was wearing."
"I did, I just didn't like what he said."
"I never like when he talks. He should keep his fucking mouth shut and just look pretty. That's what he's good for."
-Renu/me
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"A good personality consists of a chick who has a little hard body and who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things and who will essentially keep her dumb fucking mouth shut."
-Bret Easton Ellis, dialogue from American Psycho
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hhhmmm?
Haha, are you becoming the female version of Patrick Bateman?
ReplyDeleteNot me, my roommate, haha. But sometimes I wonder.
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