Comedy, tragedy, tragi-comedy?

"If I was a dude I would never get laid."
"Me neither. Girls would hate us.
...never mind, I'd probably get lots of chicks."


"He was doing a Mr.Rogers thing tonight, I didn't like it."
"I normally love him. Tonight he annoyed me."
"I thought you liked what he was wearing."
"I did, I just didn't like what he said."
"I never like when he talks. He should keep his fucking mouth shut and just look pretty. That's what he's good for."



"A good personality consists of a chick who has a little hard body and who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things and who will essentially keep her dumb fucking mouth shut."

-Bret Easton Ellis, dialogue from American Psycho




  1. Haha, are you becoming the female version of Patrick Bateman?

  2. Not me, my roommate, haha. But sometimes I wonder.