Today, I:
planned a fantasy camping trip
attempted Bollywood dance moves
flirted with the 17-year-old boyshier of my local wine store
drank a bottle of wine
listened to the neighbouring tenants fight and then fuck
had three epic tantrums of the adolescent-aries variety
drove to four different paint stores
smoked half a pack of cigarettes
cried during two different movies
watched John Cusack bleed to death
enjoyed two mediocre orgasms
scowled at well-dressed couples on the streets
I have been bitter, lustful, jealous, insecure and self-loathing all day. Tempered with a sick, almost manic enthusiasm.
How much blood can a person consume before they get sick?
'enjoyed two mediocre orgasms'
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I didn't post this question, but I google'd your inquiry and this came up:
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_much_blood_can_a_human_drink_before_getting_sick
Haha, I'd like to meet that person...I don't have a fetish for blood, thankfully. I wonder about such things, though. I also cut two of my fingers and they wouldn't stop bleeding so I was sucking the blood off. Gross? Maybe. Why do I share this shit with the internet?
ReplyDeletelove this post!!!
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